The Legend of the Pink Boots

Once upon a time, the Lord of the Manor went to market to get nourishment for his family. Upon arriving at market he saw a pair of pink boots for the marvelous price of 5 dollars. The Lady of the Manor needed new boots for the winter snow. He promply purchused them for her. When he brought them back to the manor, the Lady was very excited for the deal and expressed gratitude to the Lord of the Manor for finding said boots for her to play in the snow with the Little Lord of the house. The next morning when the Lord of the Manors Heir the Little Lord arose after a restful sleep. He ran into the kitchen for his morning refreshment. He noticed the new pink boots immediately. He ran over for inspection. He made noises of approval and continued to eat his morning meal. A little while later the Lady of the Manor noticed the boots missing.

She found them in the possession of the Little Lord. He then informed the Lady that they were a spaceship and could fly. He showed her a triangle piece of paper that could stick out the top of the "spaceship" and blast the enemy. He had taken his Obiwan and Clone trooper figures and used them as the pilots for the ships. The Little Lord played with his spaceship all morning before the family when to church, after church he continued to fly them around the house. When it became time to go supper at the Lords parents house. The Lord of the Manor told the Little Lord that he needed to leave the spaceships at home. The Little Lord started to cry and throw a royal fit. The Lady did not feel it worth the fight to have the "spaceships" stay home. The Lord of the Manor wanted to battle and informed the Lady that it was a bit embarrassing to have his son carry around pink boots. Well the Little Lord won that battle and took them to show his Grandpa and Grandma F. who both thought it to be adorable and entertaining.

The Little Lord wanted to have his spaceships eat supper with him and did not let them out of his sight. He inspired his other cousins Josh, Sam and Charlie, to grab other boots in the house and use them as spaceships. The Little Lord later took them to bed with him to keep them close to him throughout the night. The first thing he grabbed as he arose this morning was his pink "spaceships". They have been flying around all morning. In complete joy and contentment. The moral to this story is that you don't need to buy your Little Lords and Ladies the actual toys at the market, Just purchuse a pair of fasinating, fun and entertaining Pink Boots for the Lady in the House.