This is a letter I received in my email today from my husband. It made me laugh really hard
Dearest Bride and Woman of my Dreams,
Today you experienced a smack on the head from a falling hard hat (Ironic). The bump that has now formed on your head is a direct result of my carelessness when putting away my belongings. While I did not intentionally set out to cause you pain; I do feel responsible for this mishap.
You recently professed to love me with all of your heart. I believe your confession of love. But I know that your head can tell your heart what to do. I hope my thoughtlessness doesn’t cause you to change your heart.
As recompense for my careless act, I propose to do the following:
1. Hold you and tell you that everything will be alright
2. Clean the dishes
3. Make dinner
4. Serve you as my queen
5. Let you take a swing at my head with the aforementioned hard hat.
I hope these actions will demonstrate my love and commitment for you. Remember, if you love someone set them free… but if you really love them, you can forgive them after sustaining a head-wound that they caused.
In conclusion; I am sorry for indirectly inflicting a head injury on you. I beg you to forgive me.
Your eternally devoted (if not a bit careless) Husband,
Kersten
P.S. On the bright side; between Sofia hitting you on the head with a frying pain and enduring a falling hard-hat we now know you have a sturdy melon. Rest assured, I will never intentionally test the structural integrity of your skull, but it has to be comforting to know that you could hold your own in a head-butting contest.
