
Kersten sent this to me in an email and I asked if I could post it because he is so hilarious and not serious
Here is a parody of my ABC Me from jour Housband
A – Available or Single: Married, at least that’s what the woman I live with says.
B – Best Friend: My XBOX
C – Cake or Pie: I want them both in my mouth at the same time!
D – Drink of Choice: San Pellegrino
E – Essential Item You Use Everyday: My Poké ball
F – Favorite Color: Red
G – Gummy Bears or Worms: Put them in my MOUTH!!
H – Hometown: Preston, ID
I – Indulgence: Monkey Ranching
J – January or February: February
K – Kids and Names: Johann, Thor, Magnus, Morton, and Salvador.
L – Life is Incomplete Without: XBOX
M – Marriage Date: To my xbox? It was October 12th, 2002. I don’t really remember the other one.
N – Number of Siblings: Legion
O – Oranges or Apples: PUT THEM IN MY MOUTH!!!
P – Phobias or Fears: Castration and enemas. The ultimate fear is having them both performed together.
Q – Fave Quote: “Don’t vote for SWAT! SWAT would make a terrible governor”
R – Reason to Smile: The demise of my enemies
S – Season: Curry
T – Tag 3 or 4 People: Is that like on the animal shows where they shot the animal and put a thing on their ear? I would love to do that to lots more than 4 people.
U – Unknown Fact About Me: I can’t dance, I can’t sing; but I can cuss better than a retired sailor who now drives truck.
V – Vegetable You Don’t Like: Okra
W – Worst Habit: Record setting blue flames
X – X-rays: heart of a pig, spleen of a yak and bladder of a 12-year old Pakistani
Y – Your Fave Food: Canned heat
Z – Zodiac Sign: Leo – Roar!
Last night, he was cracking himself up over his love affair with his Xbox. I love him, he cracks me up