My Conversation with the Boys before Bed

 Spencer: "Noah has a cute Butt.  He should put a tatoo on it that says Hot Mama"

Me: "So would I be the hot Mama, since I am his mom?"

Spencer: "No, it would be Jaden at my school, she is a hot mama"

Noah laughing this entire time

Me: "Noah, do you think any girls are hot?"\

Noah: "You and baby"

Me "Ahh, Noah that is really nice of you to say.  Do you think any girls at school or church are hot?"

Noah:"Oh, YES, lots and lots of girls.

Spencer: "What about Lily?"

Noah:  "No she is my bud"

Me: "What about Taye or Adrianna?"

Noah: "Oh YES, Taye has long hair and Adrianna wears flowers."

"I like hot girls, Mom."

Spencer; "Lou, can I tell you how I fell in love with Jaden?"

It was the first day of school and I walked in the room and saw her in my class.  And bam I fell in love and then I fainted.

Me: Well, Spence I did not hear about you fainting on the first day of school that is a big deal.

Spencer: Well, that is because I fainted in my mind

Me:  "Oh, well that makes sense."

Spencer:  I want a tatoo on my butt that says Hot Mama Jaden

Me:  Well you should have your Uncle Nik draw it for you so that it looks professional.  It would look pretty cool that way. 

Spencer:  I am going to call Uncle Nik

Noah: "Me too Mom"