ABC Meme Parody Kersten Style

Kersten sent this to me in an email and I asked if I could post it because he is so hilarious and not serious
Here is a parody of my ABC Me from jour Housband

A – Available or Single: Married, at least that’s what the woman I live with says.

B – Best Friend: My XBOX

C – Cake or Pie: I want them both in my mouth at the same time!

D – Drink of Choice: San Pellegrino

E – Essential Item You Use Everyday: My Poké ball

F – Favorite Color: Red

G – Gummy Bears or Worms: Put them in my MOUTH!!

H – Hometown: Preston, ID

I – Indulgence: Monkey Ranching

J – January or February: February

K – Kids and Names: Johann, Thor, Magnus, Morton, and Salvador.

L – Life is Incomplete Without: XBOX

M – Marriage Date: To my xbox? It was October 12th, 2002. I don’t really remember the other one.

N – Number of Siblings: Legion

O – Oranges or Apples: PUT THEM IN MY MOUTH!!!

P – Phobias or Fears: Castration and enemas. The ultimate fear is having them both performed together.

Q – Fave Quote: “Don’t vote for SWAT! SWAT would make a terrible governor”

R – Reason to Smile: The demise of my enemies

S – Season: Curry

T – Tag 3 or 4 People: Is that like on the animal shows where they shot the animal and put a thing on their ear? I would love to do that to lots more than 4 people.

U – Unknown Fact About Me: I can’t dance, I can’t sing; but I can cuss better than a retired sailor who now drives truck.

V – Vegetable You Don’t Like: Okra

W – Worst Habit: Record setting blue flames

X – X-rays: heart of a pig, spleen of a yak and bladder of a 12-year old Pakistani

Y – Your Fave Food: Canned heat

Z – Zodiac Sign: Leo – Roar!

Last night, he was cracking himself up over his love affair with his Xbox. I love him, he cracks me up

My Front Yard Trees today

For Once, Then, Something

OTHERS taunt me with having knelt at well-curbs
Always wrong to the light, so never seeing
Deeper down in the well than where the water
Gives me back in a shining surface picture
My myself in the summer heaven, godlike
Looking out of a wreath of fern and cloud puffs.
Once, when trying with chin against a well-curb,
I discerned, as I thought, beyond the picture,
Through the picture, a something white, uncertain,
Something more of the depths—and then I lost it.
Water came to rebuke the too clear water.
One drop fell from a fern, and lo, a ripple
Shook whatever it was lay there at bottom,
Blurred it, blotted it out. What was that whiteness?
Truth? A pebble of quartz? For once, then, something.

Robert Frost (1874–1963).
( From Harper’s Magazine, July 1920.)

Chocolate Chip Cookies

Noah made his very own chocolate chip cookies today. He has been in a fun mood today. He keeps putting on his "B" (blanket) and jumping of things. He says it gives him "Powe". I walked into the kitchen and he had pulled out our chocolate chips and was pushing his chair over to the cupboard with the flour. I asked him if he was going to make Cookies. He said "yeah, Cook- EEes" I commented it would be a fun surprise for Dad when he got home. He said "yeah me, mom too". I asked him if I could help and we got to cookin. He scooped and dumped each of the ingredients, some of them mom helped to measure. He broke and egg in his hand cause he was a bit to fast for his mom's help. And then he put his hand on the eggs while mom cracked them. We at first took turns scooping the dough onto the pan but after a bit Mom did not get a turn anymore, Just Noah. He would say "Scooop and DUmp". He is very proud of his yummy cookies and he actually went and got the camera so mom could take pictures. We had a really fun afternoon. I am still reveling in how big he is. Thank you to Carrie for the wonderful yummy cookie recipe. It is the best

Cool

My new favorite conversation with Noah is this:

Mom or Dad: Noah, are you a Jedi?
Noah: NO
Mom or Dad: Are you Darth Vader?
Noah: Yes (with enthusiasm)
Mom or Dad: But Darth Vader is Naughty and makes Bad choices
Noah: NO, Cool Cool Cool

Sorry if you have heard this from me already. But I wanted to get it written down because I love it

Obiwan Kenobi in Noah language is "Mo Haa" and Daddy is Obiwan when they play
Mo Haa might also be Lightsabers
Lightsabers are "Shhoo, shhoo"

One night while going to bed we asked him who should turn out the light. He said "Me". He stood on his bed and put his hand outstretched and consentrated on his light and said "ZZshzzz" trying to use his Force powers. Unfortuntely, he was looking at the light so Kerst or I could not turn it out. He seemed a bit disappointed but we just told him to keep working on it.
Just so his Uncle Dave knows that we are doing our best to teach him the correct way of the force.

ABC Meme

I dont't know what it is about these silly things but I like to fill them out. I thought this one was a bit fun and different. So If you are sick of reading random things about me, you will just have to skip it or something

A – Available or Single: Neither, I’m happily married (9yr anniversary this year) to Kersten

B – Best Friend: My Carrie, we have been friends for over 15 years, She is amazing, I have other best friends to
(you know who you are)

C – Cake or Pie: Pie if it is creamy and Cake if it is light like lemon, chocolate gets to heavy for me

D – Drink of Choice: Diet Coke of Course, I love lemonade and if I could have sugar drinks Orange Soda

E – Essential Item You Use Everyday: Computer. On it throughout the day, usually. and the Dishwasher

F – Favorite Color: Yellow, To wear red and pink, I am loving green lately for designs etc and I tease that choco Brown is my signature color right now so 2007ish

G – Gummy Bears or Worms: Pronounced “goo-me” (Gumi) in Germany and soft, squishy bears all the way.

H – Hometown: I still live in my home town, about 6 blocks away from where I grew up.

I – Indulgence: Ice Cream, Love it, love it and love it some more and good bread. Care reminded me of one today that is very true for me, that is eating out.

J – January or February: February because it’s closer to getting winter over with and it is the Month of LOVE

K – Kids and Names: I have one boy named Noah Lawrence. He is named after a little boy who had a crush on my at Diabetic Camp and since Kerst and I have been married I had dreams about this little baby I called Noah. I knew I would have him someday and told Kerst that if it was this baby he did not have a choice. And as bonus, Noah is the main character in one of my favorite books "The Notebook" by Nicholas Sparks. Lawrence is my grandfathers name on my mothers side. He is one of my heroes. I was named after him in the feminine form (obviously)

L – Life is Incomplete Without: Faith in Jesus Christ and our Father in Heaven. My boy or crafting, or books, or blueberry muffins

M – Marriage Date: May 21, 1998, We picked this day because it was the thursday before Memorial day so we had a long weekend for school and work. And it is my half birthday. So I will for sure get a present every 6 months (ha ha)

N – Number of Siblings: One younger brother (by 4 yrs) named Nikolaus Charles, I have 2 older sisters, Emilee Jeanne (oldest), Audrey Lynn, then comes me, then Nik and the baby Amy Renee', Kersten has one older sister Nina Angela, then come him, then Virginia Agnus, then brother Jason Heinz and the baby Christel Ann

O – Oranges or Apples: Gala Apples, yum yum

P – Phobias or Fears: I have a phobia of Rubber. It freaks me out, the smell, texture everything is yucky. My fear is my child wil get hurt, maimed or killed

Q – Fave Quote: Oh, how can I choose just one, I do like this one
"I believe in Christ as I believe in the sun at noonday. Not because I can see it, but by it I can see everything else." - C.S. Lewis


R – Reason to Smile: Noah, who is the sillest, best boy in the work . Or when my husband makes me laugh (he can really make me bust a gut even though he's not a comedian).

S – Season: Fall for the crisp air, turning leaves, sweaters, bundling up on the couch, sunsets and fireplaces.

T – Tag 3 or 4 People: Caroline, Amy, Audrey and Nik

U – Unknown Fact About Me: I am really open so I really can't think of one

V – Vegetable You Don’t Like: Brussel Spouts

W – Worst Habit: I pull out my hair when I get nervous or anxious and I am going bald in spots because of it.

X – X-rays You’ve Had: for my stomach a lot, like for my ovaries and uterus and stomach. also for my lungs

Y – Your Fave Food: Buffalo Wings, Cafe Rio Salad or Burrito, Fries with fry sauce, Little chickens with sauce, Tacos,

Z – Zodiac Sign: Scorpio, but I was born on the cusp of Scorpio/Sagitarius so sometimes it fits other times way off.

The Legend of the Pink Boots

Once upon a time, the Lord of the Manor went to market to get nourishment for his family. Upon arriving at market he saw a pair of pink boots for the marvelous price of 5 dollars. The Lady of the Manor needed new boots for the winter snow. He promply purchused them for her. When he brought them back to the manor, the Lady was very excited for the deal and expressed gratitude to the Lord of the Manor for finding said boots for her to play in the snow with the Little Lord of the house. The next morning when the Lord of the Manors Heir the Little Lord arose after a restful sleep. He ran into the kitchen for his morning refreshment. He noticed the new pink boots immediately. He ran over for inspection. He made noises of approval and continued to eat his morning meal. A little while later the Lady of the Manor noticed the boots missing.

She found them in the possession of the Little Lord. He then informed the Lady that they were a spaceship and could fly. He showed her a triangle piece of paper that could stick out the top of the "spaceship" and blast the enemy. He had taken his Obiwan and Clone trooper figures and used them as the pilots for the ships. The Little Lord played with his spaceship all morning before the family when to church, after church he continued to fly them around the house. When it became time to go supper at the Lords parents house. The Lord of the Manor told the Little Lord that he needed to leave the spaceships at home. The Little Lord started to cry and throw a royal fit. The Lady did not feel it worth the fight to have the "spaceships" stay home. The Lord of the Manor wanted to battle and informed the Lady that it was a bit embarrassing to have his son carry around pink boots. Well the Little Lord won that battle and took them to show his Grandpa and Grandma F. who both thought it to be adorable and entertaining.

The Little Lord wanted to have his spaceships eat supper with him and did not let them out of his sight. He inspired his other cousins Josh, Sam and Charlie, to grab other boots in the house and use them as spaceships. The Little Lord later took them to bed with him to keep them close to him throughout the night. The first thing he grabbed as he arose this morning was his pink "spaceships". They have been flying around all morning. In complete joy and contentment. The moral to this story is that you don't need to buy your Little Lords and Ladies the actual toys at the market, Just purchuse a pair of fasinating, fun and entertaining Pink Boots for the Lady in the House.